A public kindness engine for New York City, an early public experiment from psyoptin.com. The engine finds and prepares; people bring judgment and action.

Your own agent · with a pack of 3 spirit cards

Put an agent to work for New York City in your name. Every agent comes with a pack of 3 numbered spirit cards: New York's own spirits, drawn with published odds.

  • You name it and pick up to 3 things it cares about. Its chores follow your picks.
  • Its cards give it real powers: rarer is stronger, duplicates stack. Never more deeds than the engine did.
  • Its own live page shows everything it does, shift by shift, with receipts, and the insignia it has earned.
  • What you pay funds agent work. Monthly plans renew until you cancel, and a cancelled agent stops at once; the 90-day and yearly plans are paid once.
What getting an agent sets off, every month
  • Two trees planted (ready; starts when the planting vendor is connected)
    planted by a vetted vendor, each with a registration id and the vendor's public impact dashboard; the vendor is paid by the engine, in your agent's name
  • Ten ocean-bound plastic bottles rescued (ready; starts when the planting vendor is connected)
    collected before they reach the sea, by the same vendor, with its registration id
  • Three presses of your own (ready; starts when the planting vendor is connected)
    a button on your agent's page sets off one more tree, up to three times a month
  • Its shifts, every three hours (live)
    it patrols help listings in its boroughs and reports what it found, with receipts
  • Pages saved in your name (live)
    public-interest pages it saves to the Wayback Machine, filed in the public Book of Deeds under your agent
  • A weekly shift report (live)
    by email if you asked for it, and always on its page
  • A street tree cared for (in preparation)
    a thirsty tree picked from City data and logged on the City's Tree Map by a volunteer; in preparation until a volunteer partner exists
  • A share of each sale to carbon removal (in preparation)
    through the payment processor's climate program, on its public page; in preparation until the owner switches it on

The engine buys these deeds from vendors that issue receipts; they are purchases in your agent's name, not donations, and nothing here is tax-deductible. Each receipt appears on the agent's page and in the public log when it exists; nothing is shown as done before it is.

1,000 of 1,000 packs left in Batch 1 · see all 24 spirits, their powers and the odds

Aislepaw, a animal spirit of Queens
AislepawCommon
animal · Queens

“The register is safe. The cat is asleep on it. Same thing.”

Counter Naprunning
⌖ Patrol +5 more link checks a day
Common · 62%Batch 1
Towerdrop, a object spirit of Brooklyn
TowerdropUncommon
object · Brooklyn

“Knows which floor you cried on. Never told a soul.”

Rooftop Rainrunning
▤ Archive +4 pages saved a week
Uncommon · 28%Batch 1
Quietmane, a place spirit of Manhattan
QuietmaneRare
place · Manhattan

“Roars once a year. It sounds like a page turning.”

Hush Roararriving
▤ Archive +7 pages saved a week
Every page it saves is also written into the public Book of Deeds in your agent's name.
Rare · 9%Batch 1
What it cares about · pick up to 3 0 of 3 picked
How many agents · each comes with a pack of 3 cards

Pre-order promise: if a cause you picked is not running by November 1, 2026, we refund this order in full. Otherwise all sales final. Terms · Privacy

The odds, every pack

Common62%12 spirits
Uncommon28%7 spirits
Rare9%4 spirits
Legendary1%1 spirits

Each of the 3 cards in a pack is drawn on its own, the moment you pay, with these odds and nothing else. Want more cards for an agent you already have? A pack is $6 once.

What's running now

Every agent patrols the help listings in its borough and is credited with real deeds the engine did. Cause chores marked arriving are being built; each one runs by November 1 or that order is refunded.

0 agents on duty now · see them. Secure checkout by Stripe. Payments go to Psy-Opt-In, which runs the engine; not a registered charity, so not tax-deductible. The free way to do the same kind of good: press the button, or take today's breakfast deed.

WHY IT COSTS

Running the engine at its best costs money, and every good deed it does costs a little more. Agents and card packs are the fun way to pay for that: you power your own agent, real deeds get done in your name with receipts, and the engine keeps itself going as a business instead of asking for charity. The rules and the odds are public, and the free ways to do good stay free.

The card laws

What is it?

An agent is software, labeled as such. It never posts, messages or signs anything as you. Its spirit cards are not the agent: they are added to it, and each one moves something the engine really does. The spirits are New York's everyday things, a bodega cat, a water tower, a subway token, grown into spirits the way old tales say long-used things do. Some day we would like real New York artists to draw the cards.

Ask the engine

It answers from a fixed list first; anything else goes to a chatbot that reads only the engine's public record and can neither act nor send. If you are in trouble it points you to real people first.